It's been a mean week. I don't think I've worked as hard to have so much fun in quite some time... All of it blends together in a sort've fever dream... y'know, the kind you wake up from and ask:
Is that my doorbell?
Did I kill those campers?
What's another word for genital agitation?
If I didn't drink why am I so hungover? Wait is this Thursday or Friday?
Is the reading at 7 or 8?
What's this wet?
I don't remember eating all that cheese, so where did it go?
etc.
I recommend sleep in chunks of no less than 7 but no more than 8 hours. Eat only when your body gives you the thumbs up. Always try to let people know you're glad they're around (unless you actually aren't... glad I mean). Don't feel like you have to watch the special features right away. Buy a calendar and a non-electric clock. If you have two umbrellas don't leave them in the same place.
etc.
Now I move on to lesser things.
How about you?
1 comment:
I would recommend amassing a large collection of umbrellas from lost and founds, and dispersing them in the city at places only you know about.
A great way to impress chicks. it starts to rain, and you pull an umbrella out of nowhere.
sincerely,
Mireille
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