Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Braille Tazers.


Note to self: when the dog is too tired to play anymore and there's no beer left with your brand label... end the evening.

Otherwise Sunday starts much later in the day.

In the meantime I've been accruing some pretty swell ambient music this January through a variety of means. Three standouts:


Manual - Confluence (Darla)




Tomasz Bednarczyk - Painting Sky Together (Room40)


Elm - Woven into Light (Blackest Rainbow)


My other time waster lately has been watching YouTube clips from Chelsea Lately... a late night talk show on the awful E! network. I can see how some would quickly grow tired of the host, Chelsea Handler's, somewhat grating voice and overly inappropriate approach to humour... but I am not one of those people. At least not yet. Enjoy the sample below:

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Plowed under.


Even though winter is a couple of months from loosening its grip some of us need a few moments where we can shed our burden...


...and just recline in the gathering blue of late afternoon.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Tube of Ydiot.


Scissors.


Rock breaks scissors.



Paper covers rock.


California forest fire burns paper down.


A golden flow from the heavens above not only extinguishes the California forest fires, but revitalizes the region, stirring new beauty from the charred remains of what was once only desert and tinder, and now is home to some of the most wondrous creatures to so far walk the blue orb we call Planet Earth.

As on ABC's blockbuster True Beauty.

Co-created by the golden brain powers of Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks.


Tuesday, January 06, 2009

...and we just can't find the sound...



For your enjoyment a recipe I've made twice. First for the usual reason of happening to have these particular ingredients already in the house, and the second time to see if the first time was an accident.

*Pork Stew/Soup

1 tray of stewing pork
1 large white onion
1 container of **chicken broth
1 can of chopped tomatoes w/ garlic
1/2 bag of shredded carrot
1 cup of dried split peas
1/4 cup flour
salt
savory
basil
hot sauce
canola oil


Take the pork cubes and cut them in half or thirds. Chop the onion into smallish chunks. In a medium sized sauce pan heat up the oil over medium/high and add the onion, stirring until it's a little translucent. Add the pork and mix together. Mix in the can of tomatoes. Add hot sauce of your choice to taste. Mix in the savory, basil and salt also to taste. When the pork is nice and white (you don't want to overcook or sear it) add the broth (**I used chicken, but I'm sure beef or vegetable would be fine too). Take the split peas and wash them under cold water in a colander and drain, then toss them in too. Finally the shredded carrot goes in (I had bought shredded carrot to use in salads and found I preferred it in soup recipes because it cooks more quickly and still retains a little crunch of texture). Bring the mess to a boil then reduce heat to a simmer. I add the flour, mixing quickly so it doesn't clump, to give the whole thing a more "stew-like" countenance. You can also coat the pork with it at the beginning if you prefer, or omit it completely if you prefer a more "soup-like" experience. Simmer for a couple of hours and there y'are.

The reason I like it is the balance of textures and flavours. The hot sauce seems to be the key to give it zing, and the split peas make it kinda old timey. I have some in tupperware just beggin' to be nuked right now.

Zing.