Friday, June 08, 2007

All you need is Hot Turkey and Fries

photo M. Ginson

I'm mindful of lonely people. Especially elderly ones. I do my best to be nice. My parents are older... 77 and 83... and it's my hope that someone is being nice to them from time to time. I will likely be a lonely elderly person... in a couple of years time.

But... old people can be pricks too. I will be nice to you if you're lonely and polite... but if you're pushy and lonely... taste my cold shoulder, yo.

My mid-afternoon post-office/lunch break took me over to King's place where I grabbed a styrofoam enclosed meal of my choice. While I was standing in line this 5 foot tall stumpa stumpa kudzu encrusted hair dye cut ahead of me. I was braced for what came next because I'd been in her proximity during bus trips up to what we refer to as The North Shore. I've so far managed to steer clear of sitting anywhere close by to her then... for the following reason:

Without a "hi" "hello" "excuse me" Little Miss Garden Troll of 1937 she zips ahead of me and opens with: "I'm diabetic... I have diabetes... I'm almost 80... I'll be 80 next month... I'm a senior." All of this with no prompting, no intro and scarcely a breath between.

During the "exchange" that followed I believe the only things I said were, "ah" "yes" and "well."

I also learned: "I got this diabetes bracelet for a dollar... I bought it at a dollar store... I was a waitress at the cafeteria at UNB for ten years... at UNB... for ten years... I met Robert F. Kennedy... RFK... Bobby Kennedy... that was something."

Insert the "ahs" "yeses" and "well" wherever you feel they fit best.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen that many pictures of you, generally, throughout your time on this planet. However, I can tell you that this picture of you is about as good of a picture of you as anyone could expect to have taken of themselves.

Lasso Precise said...

when you are old, I and my legion of cats will make sure you get by. We'll paint rocks together in my front yard and write messages in snow with our catheters.

Mostly the messages will be:
"Noooo." and "Damn Kids"